Party: Assault VII: #MALFislove

Party: Assault VII: #MALFislove

Look, I'm tired (and emotional, got through half a bottle of rum last night), and I'm pretty sure people only read this bit to see if I've made any speeling mistakes, so let's cut to the chase, shall we? Assault. Rock music, punk music, metal music, in various quantities and of various styles. Served loud with a side of cheap drinks.

Resident DJs Spike and Nick are joined this week by the dreadful conjoined twin that is Matt and @[null:#fuckoffAlf]. Together they make... Oh I dunno... @[null:#MattoffAlf]? That sounds wrong. Anyway, they're back by popular* demand**

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Where?
The Loft (NTU Students' Union), on Shakespeare Street. New venue! Shinier! Sexier! Fewer gaping holes than the last place!

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How much?
£3 before 11pm, £4 after.
£1 discount with RockSoc card
Click 'attending' on the event for FREE ENTRY before 10.30! (guest list closes at 8pm)
Last entry 1am + R.O.A.R
Open to the public, please bring ID

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DRINKS OFFERS
Pints (lager/cider) - £2.20
Double JD & Coke - £2.50
Double Vodka & Red Bull - £2.50
Jägerbomb - £1.50

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Come down and party with us!

*in the loosest sense of the word
**Rhianna demanded it, with menaces