Party: Spring Fever - Jokes Please!

Party: Spring Fever - Jokes Please!

Jokes Please! is an award-winning stand-up comedy show that happens every Thursday at LMG.

I felt a warm breeze! Burn your sleeves! Throw your rain coats in a raincoat recycling bin! SPRING FOREVER! IT ALWAYS LASTS!

But do be wary of Spring Fever. This is a fever in your body that needs a lot of bloodletting* to appease the cherry blossom gods. If you don't LET your blood you will sweat the whole summer through like you have a fever in a british period film (serious stuff).

Spring Fever can cause you to develop a "spring" in your step. With more light in your life and optimism that the rains are done you bounce. When you feel this, it is IMPERITIVE that you remember LIFE'S RAINS to keep you from looking silly when you walk. Think about loss and your insecurities and get hunched again, thank you very much.

Comedy with:

Guest Host: Jane Stanton

James Kennedy
Pascal Belzile
Gabey Lucas
Brent Constantine
Luke Syrnick
Oli Maugh
Jenny Teows

Doors: 8:30
Show: 9 pm
Door is 5
Drinks are 4

*Please don't do amateur bloodletting. But a professional life of old timey medicine can be very rewarding - financially - for the people who sue you.