Party: Pranks - Jokes Please!

Party: Pranks - Jokes Please!

Jokes Please! is an award-winning stand-up comedy show based out of LMG for the past four years.

The most underrated of all the days is almost upon us. April 1st is days away and I bet you haven't even put your milk near the register yet, unacceptable. Pranks are used to show love to your loved ones and loathing to your loathed ones. Use it well.

Remember that people prefer fools-ings that are not humiliating or painful but prefer ones that reveal for a second that life is fleeting and flimsy. Yelling, "death is near and omnipresent" is an okay prank but a little on the nose. I like the voice activated photocopier one, personally.

Comedy show comedians:

Katie-Ellen Humphries
Maddy Kelly
Aaron Charles Read
Andy Cañete
Ross Dauk

Doors at 8:30
Show at 9 pm
Doors are 5
Drinks are 4

Also, for the record: the no pranking after noon myth is the biggest prank the devil ever pulled.